idk what to put here

I have my big toe in the frozen fandom

wreck-it-mikey:

being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords

image

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officialunitedstates:

"hey dad can I have some money I am all out"

"I gave you 30 dollars yesterday"

"I bought a bowl of soup at panera"

southpauz:

True story.

I just wanted a refill on my Sprite. 

That’s all I wanted.

and I would have done anything for it

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ifyoucarryonthisway:

i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way

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mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

(via getoutoftheordinary)

oprahsbae:

nissan420sx:

lmao

THIS

oprahsbae:

nissan420sx:

lmao

THIS

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A FEMALE Assassin? How does she kill? With a BOOB!?
someone at Ubisoft, probably (via togesmooch)

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